Sunshine Pines stakeout

Trust no one. Pet every dog.

William "Tripwire" Trippe has a magnifying glass, three lunch-thieves, and a 1996 town hall tape. The Freeze Queen speaker is not taking orders.

Best haul 0. WASD move, Shift sprint, Space FOIA, Q dogs, E detector, R both sides, F duct tape, C bonk. The grill is the only save.

Parody rating M — Blood, Strong Language, Use of Drive-Thru AI